Merch — not yet
We'd rather make the noodles right before we make the t-shirt.
There's a small run coming. Until then, this page is honest about what it is: a waitlist, not a shop. Nobody needs another brand selling cotton before it can keep its own product in stock.
What's actually coming
Small run, made properly, priced without the brand tax. First drop goes to the waitlist and the Field Team before it's public.
01
The panel tee
The nutrition panel, printed at scale on the back. The whole brand argument on one garment, and the only piece of merch we've ever actually wanted to own.
02
Not for foodies
Four words, small, on the chest. If you know, you know. If you don't, it's a plain shirt.
03
The desk kit
An enamel fork, a lidded cup sleeve and a kettle-side mat — the unglamorous things that make a 5-minute lunch at a desk less grim.
Everything in the first run gets made in a quantity we can actually sell. No 500-unit minimum sitting in a garage.
Get the drop first
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