The wall · every published review
Not for foodies. For people who track.
Nothing here is edited and nothing waits for approval. Trackers who loved it, people on the fence, and foodies who hated it, in that order, because all three are telling you the same thing about what this is.
People who track · 0
They read the label. Then they read it again.
Four and five stars from people who count grams for a living. Take them with the same salt as the haters further down: these are the people this cup was built for, so of course they like it. What matters is why.
Nobody has loved it yet. Give the kettle a minute.
The fence-sitters · 0
Kind of liked it. Kind of didn't.
Three stars is the most honest number on the internet. These people finished the cup, would probably finish another one, and are still arguing with themselves about it. Read them and work out which half of them you are.
Nobody is on the fence yet. Apparently this is a cup people have opinions about.
Foodies · 0
Some people hate it. Read them before you buy.
Every one and two star review here is real and we could have hidden it. Most of them wanted the richest broth on the shelf, and they are right: this is not that. It is 32 grams of protein in five minutes at 230 calories, with noodles that hold their curl. If the haters describe exactly what you were afraid of, skip it. If they describe exactly what you were hoping for, that is the whole point.
Nobody has hated it yet. We are as suspicious as you are. The link is right there.
Nothing on the wall yet.
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